HOLY FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT MY COMPUTER JUST MADE THE SCARIEST NOISE AND IT SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME
...Like my other alter egos, I'd ride a motorcycle to work. Except in this daydream, it's not a really real motorcycle. It's this.
|A fucking vespa. Cuz I'm fucking artsy.|
And I draw shit like this.
|This is actually made by someone named Omeguis on Deviant Art. Look how awesome it is. Bask in its awesomeness.|
|Google *Cuddly Rigor Mortis*. Do it NOW.|
In my spare time, I teach an art class for kids down at the studio.
At nights, I relax with some fancy chamomile tea and a good romance novel. I call my best friend, who is an interior designer, and we discuss artsy things. Then I get in my sexy Mickey Mouse pajamas
Also in this daydream I have a cat.
|Her name is Sparkles. Isn't she cute?|