Unmotivation=random blog post

Hey y'all. I've been having one of those days where I feel completely unmotivated to do anything. I would have been perfectly content to laze in bed all day, reading chick lit like Rosie Dunne or Undead and Unwed (must thank my best friend for letting me experience such great novels :3) and peeking out from under the covers at times, pretending to be an Australian hermit, but unfortunately it was my sister's birthday today. So even though all I had the energy to do was lie in bed (or go to the library. I could have gone to the library. But that is another story.), I was forced to celebrate. Happy birthday, sister. Even though you made me feel bad about not going out with you, and then made a bitchy comment about how I don't do anything for you, and said I wasn't a very thoughtful person because I didn't make you a card, even though I helped pick out two of your presents, I'm still kind of obligated to love you, and I know you're a lot better person when you're not menstruating. You shoulda just been happy that I actually GOT UP for you, but that's okay. That's okay.

I hope to God she never reads this.

Anyway, someone on TV mentioned their blog, and I was like "OMFG. I ALSO HAVE A BLOG. I'M SO GROWN UP AND FANCY WITH MY BLOG."
Speaking of TV, do you ever notice how sometimes, in the animated stuffs (Look at me! Using big, grown-up words like "animated" in my fancy grown-up blog!), some of the women sound like homosexual men? Anyone else notice that? Or is it just me...? I get the feeling like it's just me.

Come on, Tim Tebow. You know those kids on that Denver Mattress commercial don't give a fuck about what you're saying. Cuz they're getting paid to cheer for you. Nice thought, though.

I want a smoothie. Like a legit smoothie. LIKE A SPINACH SMOOTHIE. DO YOU KNOW HOW HEALTHY THAT SHIT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL? SO GODDAMN HEALTHY. I'D BE LIKE ONE OF THOSE SKINNY BITCHES WHO EXERCISE AND EAT HEALTHY SHIT AND FREQUENTLY SHOW UP ON PINTEREST AND EVERYONE'S LIKE " Oh gee I wish I had a body like that that sure is some good motivation right there dis is amazong plz check out my pins". PLUS IT'S GREEN. AND EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING GREEN IS HEALTHY.

Welp, I'm going to stop this random ass blog post and go shave my legs.

Goodbye, ninjas who read my blog.