Tuesday, June 19, 2012

If I were rich...

I woke up today in a teenage-hormone induced depression. I sat down on the couch for a while, pondering life and death, but then I was like "Nah, eff you, puberty. I'm gonna do stuff and you can't stop me." So I started non-sexually fantasizing about being rich (because as everyone knows, money is the key to happiness XP) and I was like "THIS CALLS FOR POLYVORE." And here...is this collection...*dramatic sigh followed by gesture*

You wish your life was this awesome. And so do I...*cries and runs away to room*

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